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Ep. 206 Premium - we're becoming youtubers [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - yaoi hands

  • 00:01:18 - ludwig isn't here because of league week

  • 00:02:50 - the osama shirt

  • 00:04:35 - 3 penis wine

  • 00:06:50 - mystery game tournament

  • 00:08:20 - couch quest!!

  • 00:09:20 - things that should have an audience

  • 00:11:00 - being confidently wrong

  • 00:12:55 - who is commenting?

  • 00:16:30 - needing to be seen

  • 00:17:35 - nicks voice

  • 00:19:03 - cancer

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Ep. 206 Premium - we're becoming youtubers [AUDIO]

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Ep. 205 Premium - Is Valorant Actually Overrated? [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - we want ludwig to sing to us

  • 00:01:15 - cdawg is here!

  • 00:02:37 - unc is trying to act young

  • 00:03:40 - wherewithal

  • 00:05:24 - roundabout

  • 00:06:50 - ken chen has been watching jason

  • 00:08:50 - vtubers x MLB

  • 00:10:28 - the yard dodgers sponsorship

  • 00:12:42 - stableronaldo

  • 00:15:14 - if ludwig met shohei

  • 00:18:42 - ludwig experienced racism

  • 00:21:10 - cdawg is hu...

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Ep. 205 Premium - Is Valorant Actually Overrated? [AUDIO]

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #118 [VIDEO]

Intro

00:00:00 - seats keep getting stolen

00:01:20 - "mukbang" is a weird word

00:02:35 - white dog poop fell off

00:09:00 - why are fruits so inconsistent

00:12:12 - joe rogan

The Questions

00:14:21 - I take anywhere from 20-50mg of Melatonin a night.

00:25:31 - My girlfriend sucks at her job.

00:41:41 - My friend's apartment is a bio-hazard and I don't know how to help her anymore.

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #118 [AUDIO]

Intro

00:00:00 - seats keep getting stolen

00:01:20 - "mukbang" is a weird word

00:02:35 - white dog poop fell off

00:09:00 - why are fruits so inconsistent

00:12:12 - joe rogan

The Questions

00:14:21 - I take anywhere f rom 20-50mg of Melatonin a night.

00:25:31 - My girlfriend sucks at her job.

00:41:41 - My friend's apartment is a bio-hazard and I don't know how to help her anymore.

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Ep. 204 Premium - 'gods wet mistakes' [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - slime nearly shit himself

  • 00:05:17 - aiden got bullied by kids

  • 00:06:55 - ludwig shaved his balls for his friends

  • 00:13:30 - why are buttholes that colour?

  • 00:17:10 - gods wet mistakes

  • 00:20:06 - work thats not been finished

  • 00:21:30 - could you convince people back in time that youre god?

  • 00:23:50 - death of socrates

  • 00:28:30 - socrates wife

  • 00:30:53 - ai sucks

  • 00:34:24 - xb...

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Ep. 204 Premium - 'gods wet mistakes' [AUDIO]

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Ep. 203 Premium - nick has peaked [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - measurement of jellybeans

  • 00:02:00 - ludwigs workout

  • 00:04:45 - cameras broke

  • 00:07:47 - cameras back!!

  • 00:08:01 - researching the measurement of jellybeans

  • 00:08:21 - aiden wants to go on a cream run

  • 00:13:08 - ludwig has abs

  • 00:15:51 - apple ruined slimes joke

  • 00:17:45 - spencer from icarly

  • 00:18:15 - alexsmokesmid

  • 00:20:00 - nick has peaked

  • 00:21:45 - joinin...

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Ep. 203 Premium - nick has peaked [AUDIO]

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Teen Beach 2 (2015)

theyard post Teen Beach 2 (2015) from patreon

Link to our extension that automatically syncs the audio:
https://github.com/MogulMoves/yard-dcom

The timeline of both the podcast audio and the movie is 1:1.

EXAMPLE:

0:00:00 in our audio is 0:00:00 in the movie.

[Watched on Disney Plus, available elsewhere]

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Ep. 202 Premium - shrouds party [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - starbucks

  • 00:01:20 - slime is cutting

  • 00:01:40 - the comments on the sykkuno yard clip

  • 00:02:42 - shroud party

  • 00:04:15 - getting tarik to go to wi spa

  • 00:06:45 - the hammers at wi spa

  • 00:09:05 - sykkuno's ukraine drone attack

  • 00:11:45 - sylvester stallone

  • 00:14:14 - talking about aidens gift for zipper 3

  • 00:19:10 - are we good gift givers?

  • 00:23:03 - addictive personality View Post

Ep. 202 Premium - shrouds party [AUDIO]

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Ep. 201 Premium - New Chair, New Ludwig [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - ew

  • 00:00:25 - new chair new ludwig

  • 00:02:00 - the yard joins the army

  • 00:03:18 - bad mr beast ideas

  • 00:05:20 - dagestan

  • 00:07:11 - rocky

  • 00:11:18 - sylvester stallone

  • 00:12:55 - starbucks new policy

  • 00:14:32 - casey affleck

  • 00:18:30 - farting infront of women

  • 00:20:45 - giving advice to your partner

  • 00:23:35 - 'get your girl flowers' season

  • 00:27...

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Ep. 201 Premium - New Chair, New Ludwig [AUDIO]

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Aiden) #117 [AUDIO]

theyard post Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Aiden) #117 [AUDIO] from patreon

Intro

00:00:00 - the OG crew is back

00:01:33 - nick is somehow both a misogynist and a lesbian

The Questions

00:02:56 - My dad goons on main.

00:22:41 - My girlfriend is addicted to ChatGPT and brainrot.

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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Aiden) #117 [VIDEO]

Intro

00:00:00 - the OG crew is back

00:01:33 - nick is somehow both a misogynist and a lesbian

The Questions

00:02:56 - My dad goons on main.

00:22:41 - My girlfriend is addicted to ChatGPT and brainrot.

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Ep. 200 Premium - asking a doctor stupid questions [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - boston PD

  • 00:01:30 - the woman banging outside the office

  • 00:07:40 - seeing a dinosaur

  • 00:08:39 - ryan freaked out thinking someone was at the office

  • 00:10:14 - dan was mean to nick

  • 00:14:21 - love on the spectrum

  • 00:19:20 - watching a streamer finally do variety content

  • 00:22:19 - slime can't handle another axis

  • 00:24:48 - the yard learns about autism

  • 00:30:40 - nick is super white

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Ep. 200 Premium - asking a doctor stupid questions [AUDIO]

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Pre-orders for merch are available

hello tier 3. we wanted to make another post since a couple items sold out during our Tier 3 pre-sale window.

pre-orders are available for all of the products still, with your 25% discount. just connect your Patreon via the button on the top right of the store. would recommend doing it on desktop if you're having trouble.

store: theyard.sale

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Ep. 199 Premium - Ich habe gerade alle Hotdogs gegessen! Juhu! [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - ludwigs lederhosen

  • 00:02:38 - the merch drama

  • 00:06:45 - streaming with papaplatte

  • 00:12:32 - trying to not be ricky gervais

  • 00:14:15 - the yard talks the bible

  • 00:23:30 - the switch 2 license

  • 00:28:25 - aidens parents reaction to the shirt

  • 00:30:07 - nintendo are washed

  • 00:37:10 - trump coin dinner

  • 00:39:06 - the aiden LSD obama episode

  • 00:40:30 - jesus

  • 00:43:...

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Ep. 199 Premium - Ich habe gerade alle Hotdogs gegessen! Juhu! [AUDIO]

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Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #116 [VIDEO]

Intro

00:00:00 - Lemonade Stand is infiltrating #aiden-zone

00:02:07 - slime greased up on Lemonade Stand

00:04:06 - aiden's dream guest

The Questions

00:06:14 - What drives you to do new stuff? and how do you find purpose?

00:31:06 - JAV guy revisited pt. 1

00:33:10 - My father has been cheating on my mother with his “client” and I don’t know what to do?

00:49:38 - JAV guy revisited pt. 2

00:52:26 - Is it weird to not request off ...

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Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #116 [AUDIO]

theyard post Aiden's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #116 [AUDIO] from patreon

Intro

00:00:00 - Lemonade Stand is infiltrating #aiden-zone

00:02:07 - slime greased up on Lemonade Stand

00:04:06 - aiden's dream guest

The Questions

00:06:14 - What drives you to do new stuff? and how do you find purpose?

00:31:06 - JAV guy revisited pt. 1

00:33:10 - My father has been cheating on my mother with his “client” and I don’t know what to do?

00:49:38 - JAV guy revisited pt. 2

00:52:26 - Is it weird to not request ...

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NEW MERCH!!!

theyard post NEW MERCH!!! from patreon

Hello fine shyts,

We have new merch coming out on May 15th at 12pm PT.

If you are a Tier 3 patreon sub, this merch is available tomorrow with 25% off!!!!

yard.sale

Thanks for being here :D

- Nick

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Ep. 198 Premium - trubby with jubby [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - phone time!!!

  • 00:00:30 - ludwig was right about the trash bag

  • 00:02:45 - andre 3000

  • 00:03:26 - TSA were confused about ludwigs trash bag

  • 00:10:20 - cam has been injuring people on the court

  • 00:11:25 - would you suck the poison out of your friends penis?

  • 00:18:50 - drawing the short straw

  • 00:19:35 - would QT think of aiden differently

  • 00:20:30 - calling QT

  • 00:24:40 - atrioc had a go at aiden...

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Ep. 198 Premium - trubby with jubby [AUDIO]

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Under Wraps 2 (2022)

theyard post Under Wraps 2 (2022)  from patreon

Link to our extension that automatically syncs the audio:
https://github.com/MogulMoves/yard-dcom

The timeline of both the podcast audio and the movie is 1:1.

EXAMPLE:

0:00:00 in our audio is 0:00:00 in the movie.

[Watched on Disney Plus, available elsewhere]

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Spring 2025 merch next week!

What up everyone. We are launching our next merch collection for TIER 3+ Patreon subs on Tuesday next week (May 13th) at 12:00 PM Pacific Time. The items will include

  • 2 new t-shirts

  • jacket

  • knit hoodie

  • pants (our first try at this, they're dope)

  • socks

You'll have two full days with Patreon only access to get your merch before it is released to the masses. Pics on the way :)

Reminder that if you sneak on in for Tier 3 access you get 25% off your ...

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Ep. 197 Premium - the yard therapy [VIDEO]

  • 00:00:00 - nick is our therapist

  • 00:01:50 - ludwig was a menace in public

  • 00:04:34 - slime refused to say it back to ludwig

  • 00:05:25 - it smells like sea water

  • 00:08:25 - ludwig is drunk

  • 00:10:00 - slime is jealous

  • 00:10:54 - our therapist is weird

  • 00:11:55 - putting drug addicts in a dave & buster

  • 00:13:45 - was chinatown made by chinese people?

  • 00:15:45 - our apartment is just like trainwrecks View Post