She: Hey, honey? We need to talk.
He: Really not a great time, babe. I'm right in the middle of closing a deal, here.
She: This can't wait. You know how you're always saying that the husband is the head of the house and a wife should obediently serve him, wearing a frilly little apron while she bakes cookies and all that stuff? Well, I've been thinking about it, and that actually sounds ...
2022-11-23 16:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Lug: You sure talk big for such a little squirt. Somebody oughta kick your ass... and I reckon that somebody is me!
Bimbo-Jitsu Master: You're welcome to try, my friend... but know that I will meet any aggression with a display of the ancient art of bimbo-jitsu. Even the fiercest man is powerless against it.
Lug: Yeah, sure. Show me what'cha got, Shang-Chi.
Master:...
2022-11-21 17:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
She promised her online followers that if they did her exercises and drank her "shaping shakes" every day, they'd soon have a body like hers. Some of them have complained that they didn't expect to literally be transformed into Asian women with huge, bouncy boobs... but this guy doesn't seem to mind!
2022-11-18 17:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
He: Aw, come on, babe. I know we've been having trouble conceiving, but you can't get pregnant using an app!
She: The Preggo App has five stars in the app store. People say it really works, and you can use it to download a baby. I've always wanted a big family, so I've set it to download triplets into my belly.
He: Triplets? Jeez, I'm sure glad this isn't real!
She...
2022-11-16 16:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Cameron enters the gym and sees the Diablos cheerleader squad stretching and preening for a group of leering football players nearby. He approaches the girls, looking nervous, but before he can say anything the head cheerleader turns and gives him a nasty smile.
Millie: You're Cameron, right? The dude who fumbled last night and cost us the big game?
Cameron: Uh, yeah. Coach sent me to talk to yo...
2022-11-14 17:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
As I said in the last BTS, I can get fairly consistent likenesses from Stable Diffusion by using celebrities in the prompts. For the male lead in The Wedding Gift I cast Ewan McGregor as Fred, but I think he ended up looking more like a middle-aged Dennis Quaid. I used all kinds of bizarre prompts, like, "Ewan McGregor turning into a wedding dress," and the image above was one of the results. I like it a lot, but Ewan McQuaid looks kind of resigned ...
2022-11-13 17:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
When Mike got hired at the office, he couldn't believe his luck. He was the only guy on the payroll and all of the other employees were hot girls with plump, jiggly butts. There were so many curvy, impossibly gorgeous women working there, he wondered where the company even found them all.
"Damn," he muttered to himself more than once. "It's like there's something in the water..."
One afternoon the AC in Mike's office broke down. He was r...
2022-11-11 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy wedding day, Fred! Today you're planning to marry another gullible rich girl, then cheat her out of her fortune and run out on her. You just need a shower and a shave, then it's time to put on your tuxedo...
But as you look in the mirror... What's this, Fred? Soft puffs of weird, white, frilly fabric are blooming like flowers on your ...
2022-11-10 16:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We see a man sitting at a restaurant table with his pregnant wife. A waiter is taking the woman's order.
She: Mmm, the pasta primavera sounds nice. Maybe I'll -
He: She'll have the salad! (He turns to her.) You may be knocked up, but I don't want you getting too fat on me.
Female voice over: Are you tired of your husband making insensitive, sexist comments about y...
2022-11-09 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh, come on, Genie! When I wished for a pair of real beauties I could show off to the guys, I meant I wanted two beautiful girlfriends!"
Note: A tip o' the hat to Deviant Art user POVdude for the "after" here... but I dunno where he got it from!
2022-11-07 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I thought I'd share a few bonus, unused pics from my illustrated story Changing His Mind. I liked these but for various reasons they didn't quite fit the flow of the story.
You can ask Stable Diffusion to generate images of famous people doing weird stuff, and it's a great way to create sequences featuring fairly consistent characters. Changing His Mind has 2022 Tom Cruise cast as a scientist who transforms into 1990-so...
2022-11-06 17:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, come on already, babe! You're always bellyaching about how hard it is to be pregnant, but I bet it's not that bad. If I was the one carrying this baby I sure wouldn't be bitching and moaning about it all the time, and...
Huh? What's so funny?
2022-11-04 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
"Let me be frank with you, Miss Drake. You're only here because I'm legally required to hire a certain number of female employees. I don't believe a girl has any place in my lab except perhaps to bring me coffee while I work, and nothing you do will ever change my mind..."
LATER:
"Thank you for the coffee, Miss Drake. Have you been se...
2022-11-03 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI'm sorry to announce that I won't be able to do my usual slate of custom portrait gifs this month. One patron contacted me before I made this announcement so I'll be honoring their request, but that's gonna have to be it. Both of my parents are having health troubles, they've been in and out of the hospital, and right now my schedule is just too crazy to take on customs. But I have plenty of gifs ready to go this month and I'll post some fun stuff on Sundays in the usual custom spot.
I remain so, so grateful to all of my patrons. This...
2022-11-03 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh, my! I cast a spell to make myself super cute to busty Asian girls, but I turned into a super cute, busty Asian girl instead! Not what I was going for, but... I gotta admit, it's got some interesting possibilities..."
2022-11-02 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello to all of my patrons! Patreon doesn't allow me to share links to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing... but if I had a hypothetical, NSFW, patrons-only external site that was my name followed by a dot com, November's totally hypothetical password would be a fun thing to do with your lips, a thing that rhymes with miss, all lower case.
2022-11-01 17:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
He: I saw your sign outside, offering "total transformations" for Halloween. What do you suggest for me? I'd like something really funny.
She: Well, how about a pretty little princess? It'll be hilarious.
He: Well... I dunno. I mean, I'm not really a princess kinda guy. But... yeah, I guess maybe it could be kind of funny.
She: Excellent! One pretty little...
2022-10-31 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron requested a transformation into a Greek or Portuguese babe. I think she looks like she could be either. Kind of Portugeek... or Greekuguese.
2022-10-30 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
He cast a spell to give himself a body that'd make girls go crazy. And it worked, kind of. When the girls see his new body, they do go crazy... with envy.
2022-10-28 15:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What's the matter, baby? Feeling all weak and shaky again? Yeah, you don't look so good. Maybe you should merge with me again. That always makes you feel better.
Don't be silly, baby. Merging isn't dangerous. You love to become part of me, to be in my skin and see through my eyes. Don't you wanna look in the mirror and see our pretty face again? I promise I'll dress us up in your favorite little dress. You know, the one I was wearing the night...
2022-10-27 20:44:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn it, Linda! Every time we have an argument, you turn me into a chick! Come on, I'm late for work, so hurry up and turn me back into a dude!
What do you mean, I can borrow one of your dresses?
2022-10-26 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Gerardo is in the office parking garage, sitting in his parked car. He sighs and brings his hands together in prayer.
Gerardo: God, what do I have to do to get promoted at this lousy job? Please, just give me what it takes to finally get my ass noticed around here! Make me the boss' new favorite. Make him love me.
A shiny red sports car pulls in nearby and Gerardo's boss gets out, heading for the el...
2022-10-24 20:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron has returned, seeking a transformation into a Black, slim-thicc stripper babe. Have fun workin' that pole, baby!
2022-10-23 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
She: OK, you're all done.
He: Wow! I really look like a girl!
She: You don't just look like a girl, honey. You are a girl, now.
He: You did a great job. These boobs are insane!
She: Well, you did say you wanted 'em big.
He: Just wait until my ex-girlfriend sees me. I'm gonna use this bod to make her think I'm d...
2022-10-21 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostSomething weird is happening with my Patreon posts today. I can see them OK when I go to Patreon.com/mindiflyth, but when I try to view published posts through the creator UI the post appears for just a second, then it vanishes and I see the title of the post twice, a note about when it was published and a note that the post is "unlocked"... but that's it. The actual post is gone.
I'm assuming this is a glitch but my Patreon got blocked a while ago for "adult content" so I'm a little paranoid Patreon is messing with me again. Today's T...
2022-10-20 20:04:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Dr. Rossi was working late at the lab, trying to perfect his nanobot fertility treatment. He was so tired his vision was getting blurry, but he couldn't stop when he was so close to a breakthrough.
Just before midnight he heard a little buzz and felt a strange tickle in his right ear. For a moment he wondered if it might be a mosquito, but ...
2022-10-20 15:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"You only get one wish," the genie said. "So think carefully and - "
"I already know what I want," Clyde interrupted. "Give me the Midas touch with sexy blonde girls!"
The genie sighed.
"You sure about that wish, pal? I mean, the 'Midas touch'? Do you even know the story of King Midas?"
Clyde folded his arms. He wasn't exactly sure who King Midas was, but he knew the Midas touch meant you were really lucky and he didn't like ...
2022-10-19 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This summer Bucky lost a bet with his witch sister, so now he has to spend all year stuck as a cheerleader! At first he hated how his former teammates on the football team were always leering at his curves and calling him Busty Becky, but lately he finds himself kind of enjoying the attention he gets from the boys...
2022-10-17 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron (who I am assured is over 18) returns for another busty bimbofication!
2022-10-16 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Officer Clumpsky was always threatening to shut down the strip club if the girls didn't give him "special favors," and finally they got so sick of it they cast a little spell on him. Now Clumpsky has a new job... giving lap dances in the champagne room!
